{"product_id":"silly-seal-plushie","title":"Silly Seal Plushie","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #9cc7d9;\"\u003e🦭 The Silly Seal Plushie™\u003c\/span\u003e – Round, Moody \u0026amp; Ready to Flop Into Your Heart 💙\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNot just a plushie — it’s a lifestyle of unapologetic loafing. Soft, round, and slightly judgmental, this chonky seal is here to be your emotional support blubber buddy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🌊 \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt Different\u003c\/strong\u003e – \u003cem\u003e100% Certified Blub Energy\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis seal isn’t skipping snack time. With its squishy body and unimpressed face, it’s perfect for hugging, napping, or silently judging the chaos of your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e💤 \u003cstrong\u003eMaximum Squish\u003c\/strong\u003e – \u003cem\u003eSoft Enough to Sleep On, Cute Enough to Cry Over\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMade from ultra-plush material stuffed to absolute perfection. You can squeeze it, squish it, or use it as a pillow while pretending your responsibilities don’t exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🐚 \u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in Multiple Sizes\u003c\/strong\u003e – \u003cem\u003eFrom Baby Blob to Full Blubber Beast\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003ePick your size: tiny hand-held seal for emotional support on the go, or jumbo chonk that doubles as a cuddle couch. Or get the full family — because seals are better in pods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Ultimate Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e – \u003cem\u003eFor Sea Lovers, Plush Hoarders \u0026amp; Soft Souls\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because you need something fat, flat, and full of love. It’s the serotonin injection you didn’t know you needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003eAdopt Your Chonk Today\u003c\/strong\u003e – \u003cem\u003eLife’s Better With a Blob\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHe’s soft. He’s round. He’s judging you lovingly. Bring home the seal that launched a thousand “awws.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #9cc7d9;\"\u003e💙 Flop into comfort. Embrace the blub.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e","brand":"Bubbleberry Shop","offers":[{"title":"20 cm","offer_id":46674702205106,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"40 cm","offer_id":46674702237874,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60 cm","offer_id":46674702270642,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"80 cm","offer_id":46674702303410,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/1854\/8146\/files\/ezgif-8b5beef3d026a8.webp?v=1762203400","url":"https:\/\/bubbleberry.store\/products\/silly-seal-plushie","provider":"Bubbleberry Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}